Four years ago I wrote my shovel list. You know the one, the list that has all things and people that you want to hit in the face with a shovel.
I was rereading my list and it made me laugh. I got to thinking about some entries that would no longer make it on the list, and many more that would. So here you go, my updated list.
The Too Happy/Nice People That Clearly Must Be Psychopaths
Bonnie Langford
Anthea Turner
Morning people
Politics (including those hate groups who try to be political- Limited As I Could Be Here All Night
Donald Trump (obviously)
Nigel Farage (can I hit him twice?)
The EDL
The BNP
UKIP
Britain First
The Tories
David Cameron
Boris fucking Johnson
Michael Gove
Jeremy Hunt
I had better stop here....
The Pop Stars List
Coldplay
Justin Bieber
Robin Thicke
Mariah Carey
Robbie Williams (I used to love you Robbie, but now you need a shovel)
The People I Don't Have An Explanation For, They Just NEED A Shovel To The Face List
Sebastian Vettel
Gwyneth Paltrow
Clowns (these need multiple shovels)
The people who make the tampon ads
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| Pass me the shovel!!! |
The "Women Are Evil As They Won't Date Me, Let's Threaten Them Instead" List
Where do I start?
MRAs
MGTOWs
Redpillers
A Voice for Men
Return of the Kings
Roosh V
So there is my list, who is on yours?
